The incoherent blathering and deranged rantings of the self-styled Guru Bob...

Monday, November 9, 2009

Kicking ass and taking names... old chap!


One of my last posts was about how I was setting up a team called The Burgers to grow a mo and support the Movember thing. I sent out an email to all of the usual suspects (Barnes, Chaz, Naut, HAVOCK etc) only to find that I had been pipped at the post by Naut who had set up a team called the Tom Selleck Allstars or some such name...
You can click on the link above to see how this lame-ass group of girlie-men have managed at their pathetic attempts to grow some facial hair - it almost makes me laugh out loud!!
The silly thing is that not only have I grown more manly whiskers in the time so far but I have also raised over THREE HUNDRED BUCKS for supporting men's health issues such as prostate cancer - the illness we all wish never to see or hear from...
This is more then that entire team of reprobates has managed combined.
So now is the time for all of you people out there to either show them or myself the colour of your money!
To make a (sizable) donation to my mo - please click on this link here or for those Tom Selleck people click at their link above. I mean it is embarressing that some of them have no donations at all!
After all (jokes aside) that is the reason that we are all looking like strange guys who think the seventies are still happening - it is all to raise money for a very worthy cause...
In the meantime I will be chowing down on the free hamburgers that you get from Grill'd when you raise over $25 in donations - see I knew there was a reason I called my team The Burgers...

6 comments:

  1. Good thing you didn't join our team, you are far to hairy. Although "Alby" uamada could give you a run for your money.

    Let me know if you want to be a special guest poster at http://magnumallstars.blogspot.com . You aren't a team member but as you are flogging us in the donation stakes you have probably earned an appearance with greatness.

    Oh and by the way, November isn't over yet, so watch out!

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  2. The rules state that you are not allowed to shave a Mountain Silverback Gorilla and post his photo.

    Onya GB. I second Naut. A Guest appearence is called for.

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  3. Always happy to support a good casue with some words of wisdom and encouragement...

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  4. Hey GB nice work, the burger was a surprise I'll have to give it a try.

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  5. They do a pretty damn good burger there... of course it is always better when it is free!

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  6. That pic is not getting any better!!

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