The incoherent blathering and deranged rantings of the self-styled Guru Bob...

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

The Pretenders to the Throne

It has come to my attention via the good book Google that there are many false prophets claiming the mantle of 'GURU BOB', however as that French guy playing a Scottish dude in the lame movie Highlander proclaimed many times, "there can be only one!" and I have been he since the dim dark days of the 1980s.

This false prophet Guru Bob has nothing to do with me nor does this one... so don't be led astray by their falsehoods and promises...



  1. If it makes you feel any better Bangar was already taken as well thus bangarrr, at least it sounds piratey.

  2. Yeah, drej as well.
    Still waiting to see what happens with the new burger site as to whether wordpress becomes my new home or not...
    Happy New Year to you GB !!

  3. G'Day GB... Found you and add to my Refugee List.

    Smite the Pretenders I say. Sic Havock onto them. That'll Learn 'em.

    Sounds like you had a busy but fruitful road trip.

  4. There is no Bob but Bob,
    and the Guru is his prophet

    Form your humble acolyte NBob

  5. I just knew I'd find you somewhere lol *huge hug* er just don't tell Barnesm about that little bit of lipstick on your forehead

  6. Well thanks guys!

    Shucks its good to see y'all...

  7. BS - I can't seem to enter your blog? Is that yoyu Karada?