The incoherent blathering and deranged rantings of the self-styled Guru Bob...

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Hunting Rhino...



Rhinos have always been something which fascinate us. But I have been concerned at the lack of any presence of our former Jspace compatriot known as Rhino.
At first I thought that he may have fled to escape the carnage in the Congo but apparently he may have just been looking for love?

But then again he is probably too smart to rely on the element of chance and so would be found advertising online or elsewhere.
But if so his shyness doesn't seem to be working as he doesn't want to photographed...
But then again this report indicates that he may have been succesful in his quest for love.
I just hope that the HDLW approves???

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  1. I've found a rare specimen.
    http://rhinorog.blogspot.com/

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  2. That is one ugly mean looking Rhino there G-B.

    The Rhino has marked out his new stamping ground and going by his first post about HDLW I don't think he will be breeding any time soon.

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  3. What about hunting for the barnesm? I miss him terribly, maybe zombies have taken him captive you know?

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  4. Bob ... I'm back ... and may I use that photo? I think that it'd make a great icon pic.

    R.

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  5. Rhino love.... hmm..... that give me an idea for a song, yes...

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  6. Rhino love? Onlty in private, please.

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  7. hey there - the picture is a drawing of a Rhinoceros by Albrecht Durer, the medieval German artist (a total genius by the way) - you can find out more about it here:

    http://www.britishmuseum.org/explore/highlights/highlight_objects/pd/a/albrecht_d%C3%BCrer,_the_rhinoceros.aspx

    But I actually downloaded it from here:

    http://www.ifi.unicamp.br/~ghtc/rhino1-e.htm

    As for Barnes - I am having lunch with him today and will discuss over several bowls of curry and chilli how the rest of the Burger mob miss him so...

    Bangar - woudl you beleive I stumbled across that site about 2 minutes after posting this piece?

    Rhino - welcome back - WE MISSED YOU MAN!!!

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  8. It's good to have the rhino back..

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  9. Chaz - I knew a little ego stroking would lure him back into our sights. Now I plan to bait the trap with a box of cigars and a copy of WW and then we will have a new stuffed Rhino head for the wall...

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  10. OH I am so into this. CHAZ, do i get to use the spear or .50cal

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  11. Spear.
    Spear.
    Spear.
    Spear.

    Sorry chanelled gladiator arena mob there.
    It happens to the best of us.

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  12. ARHHH In this life or the next. I SHALL HAVE MY VENGANCE..OH YES. N BOB Good gear that. Best for Breakfast.

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  13. Rhino steaks anyone?

    You bloodthristy mob...

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  14. Rhino love - I feel a national geographic moment coming on purr switch the lights off when you leave

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